Dear God...

Check it out, guys.
I just totally wrote something like never before. No kidding.

:O

Based on a gum funeral.

Yeah. That's right.
A GUM FUNERAL.
Which, you know, is actually pretty cute...
Unless it's two fifteen-year-olds.

Haha.
UGH. I'm going to be memorizing lines ALL DAY tomorrow. SHOOT ME NOW.