twilight.eternal: I have a theory.
Lauren Reynolds: orly?
Lauren Reynolds: now THIS, I have to hear.
twilight.eternal: mkay.
twilight.eternal: Bella's gonna leave Edward at the altar to find Jacob, because she feels like crap letting him leave and stuff, when she wanted a future with kids and stuff. Then, she finds Jacob, and they 'fall in love' for a while, and then Jacob will imprint on someone. Then Jacob will have to leave Bella, and Bella will come crying back to Edward. Edward will, of course, take her back, because after all, not even a vampire can live the rest of their dead life without any heroin.
Lauren Reynolds: ...
Lauren Reynolds: You do realize, at that point, I will stop believing that I'm actually living in the real world, and that someone's got me hooked up to a virtual reality machine where they're torturing me by making that happen, right?
NO.
Lauren Reynolds: orly?
Lauren Reynolds: now THIS, I have to hear.
twilight.eternal: mkay.
twilight.eternal: Bella's gonna leave Edward at the altar to find Jacob, because she feels like crap letting him leave and stuff, when she wanted a future with kids and stuff. Then, she finds Jacob, and they 'fall in love' for a while, and then Jacob will imprint on someone. Then Jacob will have to leave Bella, and Bella will come crying back to Edward. Edward will, of course, take her back, because after all, not even a vampire can live the rest of their dead life without any heroin.
Lauren Reynolds: ...
Lauren Reynolds: You do realize, at that point, I will stop believing that I'm actually living in the real world, and that someone's got me hooked up to a virtual reality machine where they're torturing me by making that happen, right?
STEPHENIE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
MY WELFARE IS ON THE LINE.
1 comment:
LMAO you have no idea how much that made me laugh :D
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