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[13:08] missannapants: okso, tell me a story. :P
[13:08] darnedpencil: Once upon a time,
[13:08] darnedpencil: there was a princess.
[13:08] darnedpencil: who was ugly.
[13:08] darnedpencil: and had a fairy godmother who was always drunk.
[13:09] darnedpencil: so one day, the prince came to town and the girl tried to get her godmother to make her pretty.
[13:09] darnedpencil: except she got turned into a trash-green rabbit instead.
[13:09] darnedpencil: and she cried.
[13:09] darnedpencil: the prince's godmother stopped by,
[13:09] darnedpencil: and saw the girl,
[13:10] darnedpencil: and laughed at her, saying she was as ugly inside as she was on the outside.
[13:10] darnedpencil: But the princess said no, and that she would prove the godmother wrong.
[13:10] darnedpencil: so she went out, for a whole year, doing nothing but good.
[13:10] darnedpencil: and not telling anyone that she was a rabbit-princess.
[13:11] darnedpencil: (but the people sometimes got a little freaked, since she was an ugly rabbit)
[13:11] darnedpencil: anyways.
[13:11] darnedpencil: the prince was upset one day,
[13:11] darnedpencil: because he couldn't find the right song to sing to a beautiful princess in the NEXT kingdom.
[13:12] darnedpencil: so the princess, exasperated and kind of irritated that she had to help HER prince woo some other woman,
[13:12] darnedpencil: had to give him the perfect song ever.
[13:12] darnedpencil: and the godmother, seeing this, made her beautiful --- AFTER the prince and his princess were married.
[13:13] darnedpencil: the princess was depressed,
[13:13] darnedpencil: but little did she know that the prince's brother,
[13:13] darnedpencil: a sweet kid with more than enough smarts,
[13:13] darnedpencil: actually lived next door.
[13:13] darnedpencil: and he was also hideous.
[13:14] darnedpencil: But, she was so depressed by her prince's loss, that she decided to be ugly again.
[13:14] darnedpencil: and one day, the prince saw her.
[13:14] darnedpencil: the YOUNGER prince, that is.
[13:14] darnedpencil: and he thought she was the most beautiful girl in the world, as he saw her sit and do her math without a royal tutor.
[13:15] darnedpencil: (she was very smart)
[13:15] darnedpencil: so he had HIS godmother turn HIM into a rabbit to try and win her heart.
[13:15] darnedpencil: he spent all his time with her, though she didn't know he was a prince,
[13:15] darnedpencil: and ended up realizing that she was falling in love with an animal.
[13:16] darnedpencil: and the godmother, seeing THIS, decided the poor girl had suffered enough,
[13:16] darnedpencil: and turned the boy back into a rabbit.
[13:16] darnedpencil: At first,
[13:16] darnedpencil: the princess found him repulsive.
[13:16] darnedpencil: But then, she realized that she was in love with who he was, and not how he looked.
[13:17] darnedpencil: && they got married, had many ugly babies, and lived happily ever after.
[13:17] darnedpencil: THE END. :)

((((I'm turning it into a short story for Anna and Keila. :D))))