Fine. Whatevaaahh.

So because she told me to, even though it's a bunch of nonsensical CRAP, I'm posting this.
*in hyena voice*
BE PREPARRREEDDD.
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Once upon a time, back before Cinderella and just a while after Rapunzel’s time, there was a princess named Marna. Now, though she was a princess, Marna wasn’t pretty – In fact, she was one of the most ugliest princesses ever – with frizzy brown hair, a pudgy nose, a skinny figure, and eyes the color of mold and dirt mixed together in a bucket of slime. She had no dashing princes coming to the castle trying to marry her or witches haunting her because her mom ate some weird cabbage, but was rather ordinary. In fact, if her parents hadn’t been the king and queen, she would’ve been the exact same, if not worse off, than any of the other town girls.
Now, everyone in the world at this time had learned from Sleeping Beauty to keep your good fairies close and your bad fairies closer, but sadly, Marna’s parents had taken that pretty seriously and, when she was born, recruited Greg, a drowsy fairy who didn’t take baths and wasn’t completly all there in the head, to be her protector and guide for life.
One happy, sunny day, Prince Robitan, the most handsome, most eloquent prince on the face of the world in all time (next to Prince Charming, who was now in his late seventies and looking older than ever), came to Marna’s kingdom, the Kingdom of Dod. Of course, all of the Doddish Princesses had heard of this, and had immediately started having beauty competitions between themselves. Marna, being unbelievably hideous, was never invited or considered to be in any of them, making her depressed and even uglier than she already was.
“Greg!” the Princess squacked miserably. “Turn me into the most beautiful girl in Dod! Make my voice as smooth as silk and my looks more attracting than a magnet!”
Greg, who was busying himself by popping zits on his forehead, moaned. “Aw, come on, Princess! I’m busy!”
Marna reached over and grabbed the fairy by his impish ear. “NOW!” She croaked.
Greg sighed, and with a single stomach rumble, had turned Marna into...
A rabbit the exact same nasty greenish color of her eyes.
“GREG, you stupid, ignorant fairy!” She yelled, but since she was a rabbit, and an ugly one at that, she just squeaked loudly and Greg was easily able to ignore her.
Shocked and confused, Marna went outside to eat some grass, of which she found was extremely appetizing to her rabbit self, and then sat down on her haunches and cried and cried for hours on end.
Lucky for Marna, Prince Robitan’s fairy godmother, Erena, was strolling about the royal neighborhoods.
“AH!” Erena cried upon seeing the ugly rabbit. “What happened to you, mongrel?!”
Fairies, by choice, can understand animals, so thankfully, Marna was able to explain.
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TOLD YOU SO.
It's making me argh. A lot.