New Phase Of Life.

This has to be a new phase of life. Seriously. If it's not, I quit.

I've had a total of FOUR people admit that they like me in the last week. What's going on? I've BEEN here!

Anyway, one of them's eighteen (David), one of them's nineteen (Danny!), one of them's seventeen (Jake), and the other one is sixteen (Daniel).

DO YOU SEE WHY I'M PANICKING?

Not only this, but Jessica messaged me today and asked why I hadn't told her that I'd liked David. Apparently, he's been going around saying that we like each other and that he wants to date me, without mentioning that it's not happening now, or anytime very soon.

Ugh.

Anyway, my stress-laden friend who I finally got to talk to me -and he will from now on, or else- was talking about something, and we ended up on the subject of the above, which he thought was abso-frigging-loutely hilarious. When I told him one of them was nineteen, he kind of paused, then said "Isn't that illegal?" which, as far as I can think, isn't, if you're not DOING anything. Otherwise, it would basically suck to date when you're seventeen, eh? So now he claims he's coming from GA to steal me before anyone else, and that I'm taking him out on dates and paying for all of his meals, since the gas alone to get here will leave him broke.

Ha, ha. Very funny.

Oh! Right! I'm owing some people some information:

For everyone who asked, the date started out as a 'hey, do you want to hang out?' thing, and then, after being captured in the car, I was alerted to the fact that, yep, it was a date. We went to the Dollar Theatre, hung out, watched Crappy Movie of the Century, I went and met his sister and brother-in-law, and then Chris and David took me home. It was fun, but it was weird, and I don't feel like the same person after dating. Dear Lord.

THE REAL LAUREN WILL SURVIVE!

Also, I found out that my name 'is the coolest sounding name ever', since you pronounce it "LA-rhen" instead of "LOR-en." A lot of people down here can't say it, so my date night included a lot of funny words that were supposed to sound like my name.

Oh, well. They tried.