I LOVE US.

[21:18] baby4dreamer: hows the wife and kids?
[21:18] baby4dreamer: JHairbrush still in school?
[21:18] baby4dreamer: (thats yourr kids name JHairbrush)
[21:18] darnedpencil: Hahahaha.
[21:19] darnedpencil: Nah, he dropped out and got 38427 girls pregnant. We're so pround of him.
[21:19] baby4dreamer: LMFAO!
[21:20] baby4dreamer: Ooooh thats good :-) I always told him school was a bad road to travel, too much hoopla
[21:20] baby4dreamer: never listened to me though, that boys
[21:20] baby4dreamer: boy*
[21:20] darnedpencil: I know, man. Remember when we were in high school?
[21:20] baby4dreamer: Gosh, barely
[21:20] darnedpencil: I mean, they said smoking, drinking, and unprotected sex was bad! Ha!
[21:21] baby4dreamer: I know! *rolls eyes* i still dont see why they would say that, those darn teachers
[21:21] darnedpencil: I know, I know. And.. and... *sniffsniff* JHairbrush has absolutely no plans for the future!
[21:22] darnedpencil: As his mother, I feel so blessed.
[21:22] baby4dreamer: *tears start coming out* I'm so happy for you!
[21:22] baby4dreamer: *trying to hold back the tears*
[21:22] baby4dreamer: Raised a fine one you did *sob*
[21:23] darnedpencil: *bursts into tears* I know! And his sister Horanapole is pregnant with her third set of twins, and still has no job!
[21:23] darnedpencil: I can't imagine a better family!
[21:23] baby4dreamer: i'm so jelous! *sniffle* I always wanted a family like that *tear*
[21:23] darnedpencil: LOL.
[21:23] darnedpencil: :)
[21:23] baby4dreamer: Pokaooke went to collage! How could he do that to me?
[21:24] baby4dreamer: Doesn't he know the shame i must deal with when i patroll the streets on two dollar tuesdays?!
[21:25] darnedpencil: Sigh. We always knew that one would cause trouble... Especially after he was the first one in the Ghetto to pass third grade!
[21:25] darnedpencil: (OHMYGODLMAO)
[21:26] darnedpencil: The other night, he even tried to drive me home after I was trying to sell myself. HOW COULD HE?
[21:27] baby4dreamer: HE DIDN"T TELL ME THAT!! *gasps in shock*
[21:27] baby4dreamer: *tears* I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE!!
[21:27] baby4dreamer: I need to have a talk with that boy!
[21:28] baby4dreamer: The other day i saw him picking up trash outside! And-and-and OH ITS HORRIBLE! He actually avoided a squirrel when he drove me to the XXX theater yesturday! :'(
[21:28] darnedpencil: NO!!! :O
[21:28] darnedpencil: That's like Methusala, our daughter... *sniff, sniff*
[21:28] darnedpencil: She came home the other day... with a PURITY RING.
[21:29] baby4dreamer: OMFG!
[21:29] darnedpencil: ON HER FINGER.
[21:29] baby4dreamer: HOW DARE SHE!
[21:29] darnedpencil: I KNOW.
[21:29] baby4dreamer: Theres always one in every family *shakes head*
[21:29] darnedpencil: So we had the Mother-Daughter talk about how my sexual diseases couldn't be inherited, and how I was counting on her to contine the respectable family business!
[21:30] baby4dreamer: (LMAO!)
[21:30] darnedpencil: And she REFUSED, and then went to CHURCH. ON A WHORE WEDNESDAY.
[21:30] baby4dreamer: :-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:30] darnedpencil: I KNOW.
[21:30] baby4dreamer: CHURCH?!?!
[21:30] darnedpencil: CATHOLIC, even!
[21:30] baby4dreamer: *Crys in outrage*WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GIRL?!?!
[21:31] darnedpencil: And we got a letter yesterday - She's graduating VALEDICTORIAN.
[21:31] baby4dreamer: NO! She better get her act together if she ever hopes to be a hooker!
[21:31] baby4dreamer: *shakes head*
[21:31] darnedpencil: *sighs, shrugs* Oh, well. I'll just hire that guy down the street to come beat and rape her. That'll clear her senses.
[21:32] darnedpencil: Because I'm a good mother.
[21:32] darnedpencil: :)
[21:32] baby4dreamer: Yeahh i'm thinking of hireing the gay guy down the street for a bit o'rape
[21:32] darnedpencil: (I'm laughing COMLETELY.)
[21:32] darnedpencil: *completely
[21:32] darnedpencil: Ah, really? I heard he got rid of his crabs.
[21:32] darnedpencil: (the HIV, though, is there to stay)
[21:33] baby4dreamer: *gasp* Him? He seemed so...good spirited
[21:33] darnedpencil: I know it.
[21:33] baby4dreamer: you just cant tell nowadays
[21:33] baby4dreamer: *shakes head slowly*
[21:33] darnedpencil: Ah, well, I'll just have to have my husband go re-fix that.
[21:33] baby4dreamer: How times have changed..
[21:33] darnedpencil: I know, I know.
[21:33] baby4dreamer: Ah yes, that would clear that problem right up :-)
[21:34] darnedpencil: (not to mention give him at least three more. :))
[21:34] baby4dreamer: (LMAO!!)
[21:34] baby4dreamer: Your so thoughtful! *hugs* If only everyone had a friend like you
[21:35] darnedpencil: I know!
[21:35] baby4dreamer: I heard that Rediluna's friend called and intermission on her!
[21:35] baby4dreamer: I was so shciled, that girl needs better friends
[21:35] darnedpencil: Ugh, I have to go buy more fishnet and stilettos. The freak downtown got... well, pretty much everything on them.
[21:35] darnedpencil: INTERMISSION?
[21:35] baby4dreamer: Ahh yes, good times :-) and yes!
[21:36] baby4dreamer: She was going on talking about how the drugs were "Bad"
[21:36] darnedpencil: Psh.
[21:36] baby4dreamer: She even threw away her drugs!
[21:36] baby4dreamer: All those good drugs, gone to waste.. :'(
[21:36] baby4dreamer: and poor little reddy might never recover..
[21:36] darnedpencil: Like she would know. I bet her mother wasn't as caring as I was, and got addicted to everything and it's mother while I was pregnant, JUST FOR MY LITTLE GIRL.
[21:36] baby4dreamer: a friend stabbing her in the back like that...ITS JUST NOT RIGHT
[21:37] darnedpencil: Hear, hear.
[21:37] darnedpencil: Oh, the womb can be where they're most affected, that's what I always say.
[21:37] darnedpencil: Of course, I think the Heroin was a good lubricant for labor. Phew.
[21:37] baby4dreamer: You know what they say, a sober fetus leads to a sad sad life-us
[21:38] darnedpencil: (nice rhyme. LMAOOOO.)
[21:38] darnedpencil: Indeed, indeed.
[21:38] baby4dreamer: Ahh yes, i myself smoked some 'schrooms before Pook' came out
[21:38] baby4dreamer: (Hehe i know, i'm so good)
[21:38] darnedpencil: OKAY. I GIVE. THAT WAS AMAZING. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[21:39] baby4dreamer: LMAO
[21:39] baby4dreamer: *dies of laughter*
[21:39] baby4dreamer: i love us
[21:39] darnedpencil: I love us too. In the freaky way. :D
[21:39] baby4dreamer: of course :-D
[21:40] darnedpencil: I'm posting this on my blog. Lmao.